Alas, there comes a time when a man leaves his pleasant good side and come venture in the world of hatred and loath.
My time is now. This, I decided right about few minutes ago. (**Notice one of the alter-ego is now present. The dark-badtempered antagonist one)
Hence, I present to thee, my list of least favourite people to date;
1. The king nothing - other related names; 'raja boneka', King John, King Theoden (for a while)... Dead stubborn, unprofessional, constantly makes poor decision and bodoh sombong. If he's a project manager, live up to the name as far as succeeding to manage the project down the drain. Don't be too proud sitting on that chair, mate.
2. The dogs - other related names; 'lembu dicucuk hidung'. They are doing deeds for the authority, and blindly doing it. Unconditional obedience. Irrational at times. They will swallow, obey and submit. Even when they have to lie and look dirty doing it, as long as they deliver.
3. The convex mirror - other related names; Mirror On the wall, Khir Toyo... The people who gives you false hope. Misrepresentation. Excellent in getting people's hope up just to brush people away. Famous for promising and not delivering. Treat today, waste the other.
4. The sphincter mouth - other related names; KJ, potty mouth... Words come out with... use your imagination, what else comes out of a sphincter... let's leave it at that.
5. The tall-tales teller - other related names; 'penglipurlara', big fish... Entertaining at times until it becomes dull and annoying. They are always the hero, they are always better than others, they always win. Truth it may be, as lies are too. Fact as it is deceit. We will never know.
6. The chocolate-dipped-chilly - other related names; Milli Vanilli... The deceiver. Wants to appear acceptable and lovable, therefore, the disguise. With all the fake innocence, people still can see right through you, mate.
How wonderful would it be to have these as characters in a fictional adventure. In literature, perhaps? Mmmm... perhaps.
What are we to do with these people?
Turn them into fictional characters, and quill away.
Monday, 28 April 2008
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If you haven't noticed, I'm soo ignoring you out of envy. Well a bit lah. Actual story is i've been busy with work and..u know..cleaning up shit. Going to have SAP implemented soon so dok pi training n stuff. I'm pretty rusty but tempted with free lunch buffet.
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