Fool's Garden.... Again

Why are there so many inconsiderate idiots living in Malaysia?

Of all my angry post, this must be my angriest.

Let me tell you the story of this prick. I think he'd probably just moved out from Fool’s Garden and came living in a new housing near ours. Yeah, I think so too. Finally, something we can agree on. Yeah, finally. Do you mind letting me telling the story here? Okay, please.
Anyway, the monkey hadn’t moved in yet because he was still renovating the irrationally priced Semi-D. I mean RM400K, you ought to get a detached. Of course not my problem, your cash, your trash. Hell do I care; you want to go waste, not my problem. And as we see the structure starting to take shape day by day...

Today, I got back from work and to my surprise; the structure presumably a car garage or a porch of some sort was blocking our side entrance! Blocked! As in no way out no more.
My mom said that the authority gave him a notice to not proceed. The fucker ignored, saying that the Mayor is his uncle. He didn’t care. How can someone be so arrogant, tries to show off, but instead of looking big doing it, they looked extremely BONGOK. Observe, folks. This is how.

1. If you spent RM400-over-grand for a semi-D, you are ignorant. You should’ve bargained. Not my problem.

2. If you spent RM400-over-grand for a semi-D then renovate it for another RM100-over-grand, you are ludicrous. You should’ve bought a land and make a bungalow. Not my problem.

3. If you spent RM400-over-grand for a semi-D then renovate it for another RM100-over-grand and extend the structure up to the government land, you are dense. You should’ve not, you’ll be in big trouble with the authority. And I should care because…. Oh, wait, still not my problem.

4. If you spent RM400-over-grand for a semi-D then renovate it for another RM100-over-grand and extend the structure up to the government land and after getting a notice, you still don’t care and claimed that the Mayor’s your relative, you are idiotic. You should’ve kept it. Now you’re making the Mayor look stupid too. Mayor’s problem, pity that ol’ bugger.

5. If you spent RM400-over-grand for a semi-D then renovate it for another RM100-over-grand and extend the structure up to the government land and after getting a notice, you still don’t care and claimed that the Mayor’s your relative, and later built a structure so big it blocked other people's houses and entrances , you are stupidly showing off. You should’ve stopped while you’re ahead cos’ now you’re making enemies more than the number of bricks blocking their view, congratulations!

6. If you spent RM400-over-grand for a semi-D then renovate it for another RM100-over-grand and extend the structure up to the government land and after getting a notice, you still don’t care and claimed that the Mayor’s your relative, and later built a structure so big it blocked MY entrance…. You are just asking for it. You should’ve stayed in Fool’s Garden where you and your kind belong!!

Now, lesson to all Dark Justice Practitioner, should this occur in your residential area, at your convenient, grab something destructive, nothing too fancy, a sledgehammer would be sufficient, and tear the wall down piece by piece. Should the owner come and try to stop you in a very angry manner, tip him off with a smile before jabbing the edge of the hammer to his torso, and then give him a good Paul Bunyan swing to his back. Enjoy the sound of agonic scream among the crumbling brick wall. Accompany the happenings with the song 'Raindrops keep falling on my head...' Music never sounds so soothing.